Introduction

I have been getting pissed off at idiots for a year now and I'm still enjoying it. However my bankroll isn't and that is why I created this blog. This is all a part of my genius plan to get some rich nitwit to like this blog so freakin much, that he'll eventually pay me to play and write about it. I realise not everyone is granted with the divine intelligence to come up with such a plan. That's why I share my ideas and give everyone the opportunity to follow me in my footsteps. Hopefully one of them succeeds at creating a nice, readable blog and then feels obligated to compensate me for the idea. In a shitload of $$$ that is.
In case you didn't figure it out by now, I play lowstakes poker because I'm a bum.
I do not play by the standard rules. Those are for losers and crybabies. Bankrollmanagement is for people who don't like to walk on thin ice. And let that, with added weight, be one of my favorite wintersports.

Anyway, I hope this gives you the main idea of what I'm about. If not, stop reading and come to my table you dumb fuck.