Latenight quicky

Last night, at 1.30 AM, I sat down at a 6 handed 50NL table to test the waters and hopefully scoop a few bucks from some drunk retard. Because I had to get up early for my exams , I was only going to play 30 minutes.
After 20 minutes of play I was allready up 20$ and wanted to leave the table. Too bad that cheap-asses like myself only quit the hand before they have to post a blind. The last hand I was dealt were four tits! Those cards were worth a 3$ bet and the imbecile in the big blind simply called. Flop came 8 7 3 rainbow. This made my newest hero move all-in after I raised his 8$ opening bet. Hopefully nobody doubts if I called or not. The airhead showed a pathetic A7 and he caught another 7 on the turn. My queens didn't improve and the jilted son of a whore immediately left the table, leaving me behind with only 25$. The worst of all is that he didn't even leave me the chance to laugh and insult him.

In all the commotion I forgot to sit out and was allready dealt K3 offsuit in the big blind. Everyone limped in and I couldn't resist to annoy those pussy's with a 1.5$ raise. Two callers and a 4 5 6 flop with two spades gave me an open end straight draw. While calling a 2$ bet with my draw, the non-spade deuce on the turn put me in a bliss. The best card that could come out and what an opportunity to make me forget about the A7 suckout! After a few reraises all my money was in the middle again and I felt satisfied. The river was a useless jack and I was shocked when I noticed the money moving towards my opponent. After waking up from a trance and noticing his cards I caught myself typing 'well pla..'.

What the fuck?! What's so well played about that? Even the hair on my ass can flop a straight with 7 8 offsuit. Just a matter of luck. So I quickly removed the text, told him luck is for the ugly people.